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Friday, 07 November 2025

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Odabeni oluphume kwiLANGA ngoMsombuluko oluthi: Sekuzoba yicala ukuhamba nge-number plate endala. Abafundi bethu kwiFacebook baphawule kanje:

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Thengukudla Yise-Wamakholwa Sangweni:  
Kusho ukuthi sizoboshelwa ama-ID esingawashintshi, siphinde siboshelwe ama-number plate. Kusho ukuthi ijele liyanginyonyo-bela.

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Bla Blai Shandu:

Lona ophethe ebhalwe premier kusho ukuthi sewayishintsha.

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Dr Ngogi Mahaye:

Hhawu.  Kwashiwo kudala ngaloya nyaka ukuthi sinikwa isikhathi esingakanani, hhayi manje.

Kusho ukuthi bakhona abanga-theli nje nhlobo, abahamba ngamalahle. Le nto yaseMzansi yokuthi yonke into eyamahhala. Kahle kahle sizofunda nini ukuzimela?

Njalo imicibisholo asiyibhekisi kithina (self-introspection). Abanye bakhala ngabazali, abathakathi, amabhadi, umndeni, imfundo nokunye.

Akekho okhala ngaye ngobuvila bakhe, nezinga-ne zakhe ezizivalela emakame-lweni, zihlulwe nawukuwasha izitsha.

Kazixoshwa go emisebenzini, zifika late, zidakwe wutshwala, zibuthwa phansi.

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Mkhwanazi Mandla:

Manje bazothi icala ngelani ngoba imoto izobe ithelile, futhi isesime-ni sokuthi ingahamba emgwa-qweni nami ngine-licence? Isigcino sizoboshelwa ukuthi sihamba ngo-petrol omncane.

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Nhlanhla Msweli:

Makube mahhala njengoba kuvotwa mahhala.

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Thulani Khustas:

Eyami imoto kayisatheli nkosi yami, engabe ngizokwenzenjani? I-logbook kayikho, umuntu engayithenga kuyena usashona. Kungcono ngivele ngiziqagelele ezami, DJ KH OO ZN. Asazi-ke uma ifana neyakho sesiyohlanga-na khona.

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Sbahle Yoghurt Ngcobo:

Mina uyangethusa vele umuntu osano-ND.

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Sanele Khawula:

Kusho ukuthi bebesifakisa ama-number plate ayicala iminyaka emingaka?

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Bongani Zulu:

Manje ngoba kuno-21 days esinikwa wona, sizoboshwa nathi?

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Nduh Kwaneleh:

Kazi kuzoba yicala nini ukuba nemigwaqo engekho esimeni esihle kubaphathi baseKZN?

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Ntuthuko Man T Mhlanga:

Icala lokunuka yini! Make baqale ngokubeka icala labo abangaka-washintshi ama-ID bese kuziwa kuma-number plate, bagxumela entweni yayizolo lokhu.

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Dumie Mzelemu:

Ngoba asibambisene siyohlezi sidlala laba bantu abaphezulu. Kumanje sixakwe yizinto eziningi.

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Zwelithini Majozi:

Nalana emigwaqweni yasemakhaya yini?
Phela ayikweleti, kuyafiwa qobo!

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Nqanawe Khwela:

Ungafunga ukuthi ifakwa mahhala. Hheyi ngoba ukuphathwa ngabantu abahlezi becabanga ukwenza inzuzo. Baqale bathi izoshintshwa mahhala, jiki-jiki sikhishiswa o-R400.

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Zondi Mthokozisi:


Mina ongashaya uLuthando Mzila usisi wami, angakubona okwaboniwa nguSawuli, ebheke eDamaseku.

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Sphelele Mthethwa:

Malini i-bail?

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Nompumelelo Goodness Dludla:

Saze sabhedeleka.

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Queen Kim Ltia:

Zakhala.

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